“My fashion sense is a little whack.”
Rivers Cuomo
Bow ties but make them wood
The Pizza Pouch Christmas Sweater
This Christmas, no figgy pudding feast or fruitcake fête will squelch your Christmas appetite, not with a fresh slice firmly fastened to your front. Be the life of the party as people are naturally drawn to your aromatic scent. Spread holiday cheer as well as little bits of cornmeal wherever you go this holiday season!
In 2020, when it became clear that there would be no graduation ceremony from BYU, I took it upon myself to design my own graduation cap and gown.
For friend’s weddings, we made it a thing to design and wear party suits to each other’s receptions.
Grammaflouge
The ideal outfit for blending into your grandmother’s living room decor.
The Short Suit
Designed to help you keep your cool when wedding dance parties start to heat up.
Neon Duck Tux
Made from the finest waterfowl adhesive, this is the OG suit that started it all.
The Well-Pressed Patriot
Admittedly this is not my design but I was a little busy planning to crash my own wedding.